JERRY W says:
Dick Cheney invited Hillary out for an afternoon of target practice so they could talk about him being her vice president. After hearing his offer she said “To tell you the truth Dick…..”. At this point Cheney started laughing so hard the circuitry that runs his heart short circuited.
Things are a little different at the Democratic convention compared to the Republican convention. For example, a Trump aide said Hillary should be shot by a firing squad. Whereas a Sanders aide said they should revoke Trump’s library card.
Not saying the Bernie or Bust people are tough, but when the Vermont Senator said he’d vote for Hillary they booed him. Now, that’s strict.
Democratic Convention sounds like a Halloween party…with all the Boo’s.
Donald Trump remains confident and we haven’t seen the Republican Party this energized since the Mitt Romney- Paul Ryan ticket in 2012. Oh.
Sorry, but both can-duh-dates seem pretty stupid.
Chris Christie rejects Democrats transportation plan–it must include a tax on food trucks.
Columnist George Will said Donald Trump won’t release his tax returns because of his connection with Russian oligarchs. Trump retorted that he doesn’t know any Russian family named Oligarch.
Kendall Jenner said she is okay with going braless. Critics say it makes her look cheap and promiscuous–which is exactly the impression she was going for.
It’s so hot that Bill Clinton pissed off Hillary just to get her icy stare.
No more calls, we have a winner!!!
Donald Trump is threatening not to pay a hotel in Virginia for an event Monday because he said it was too hot in the ballroom. Maybe because there isn’t an air-conditioning system in the world that can deal with that much hot air?
So now Trump is attacking Bernie Sanders. Is there anyone the Donald doesn’t turn on eventually, including the women he marries?
Michelle Obama, Often imitated, never duplicated.
Doctors say high heels may lead to cancer. So here’s a useful tip. When visiting Trump Towers … Don’t offer Donald a joint.
Vacationers in Nova Scotia can visit the Outhouse Museum. And you thought you had a crappy travel agent.
I’m not saying Trump is in bed with Russian mobsters. But many people are talking about it and we would be remiss if we didn’t investigate. Believe me.
Think Michael Bloomberg said it best, “We have to vote for Hillary because she’s not insane.” That’s a powerful inducement.
Good luck to Hillary. Following Bill & Barack is like going on after a three- hour Bruce Springsteen concert and they turned off your mic.
I’d donate if her mic was permanently shut off, that screeching should be saved for when she drags us into WWIII, when it can be used to knock down incoming warheads…