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I do declare… — 19 Comments

  1. Been watching the Republican convention this week. And like the great Buffalo Springfield said, “There’s something happening here, but what it is ain’t exactly clear.” Maybe Hillary’s best running mate would be Wikipedia.

  2. The most thrilling thing my wife and I have done lately is sign-in at a hotel as Mr. and Mrs. John Smith. How is that for clandestine?

  3. Ben Carsonogenic called Hillary a disciple of Lucifer. Wow. Where do you go from there? Not a lot of wiggle room left. Should she kick a puppy, will that make her more eviler than Lucifer?

  4. Melania Trump’s speech at the Republican convention was inspirational. Especially the part where she said we have nothing to fear but fear itself, to ask not what our country can do for you, and a house divided against itself cannot stand.

  5. Famous quotes by Americans quiz:

    Give me liberty, or give me death.
    A: Patrick Henry
    B: Melania Trump
    C: all of the above
    D: none of the above

    Only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
    A: Franklin D. Roosevelt
    B: Melania Trump
    C: all of the above
    D: none of the above

    A hard man is good to find.

    A: Mae West
    B: Melania Trump
    C: all of the above
    D: none of the above

    I am The Greatest!
    A: Mohammad Ali
    B: Melania Trump
    C: all of the above
    D: none of the above

    That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
    A: Neil Armstrong
    B: Melania Trump
    C: all of the above
    D: none of the above

    If the fans don’t want to come to the ballpark, no one can stop them.

    A: Yogi Berra
    B: Melania Trump
    C: all of the above
    D: none of the above

  6. Well, Trump got the nomination. Looks like the Republican rebels Jennered out. Or as Donald himself would say, “Sin Bolas!”

  7. Michelle Obama joined James Corden for a special White House edition of Carpool Karaoke on Wednesday’s The Late Late Show. Next week look for another special edition of Carpool Karaoke when James Corden is joined by Melania Trump.

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