Still a better policy than mine.

JERRY W says:

I carry my retirement policy in my wallet, it’s a Lotto ticket that I haven’t checked yet making it a Schrödinger’s Lotto ticket. It’s been also a ticket for me to get better treatment everywhere I go, so be nice to me, I could be a millionaire. Or not.


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Still a better policy than mine. — 12 Comments

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