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Authorities in Central Florida are trying to identify a man who was found dead inside an alligator’s mouth. Their only clue so far is that he was wearing alligator shoes. They think it was a murder-suicide pact gone wrong.
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Bill Gates aims to end rural poverty in Africa by giving away 100,000 chickens. Gates believes to fight poverty we must pullet out all the stops. Critics say this another of Gates cockamanie ideas.
I knew a girl named Lee Grant who could never be civil.
America’s first cat wine bar to open in Denver. Should white or red wine be served with Tender Vittles?
Man arrested at Seattle park after swimmers complained he masturbated on the dock. The fisherman claimed he was just adjusting his pole.
The NRA says “Assault weapons can be used as legitimate hunting rifles.” Yesssss, and you can also use a chainsaw to cut butter. Just going to get a little messy around muffin time. And a hand grenade will signal the end of recess.
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell was slightly injured when Hillary Clinton threw him under the bus. Using her home server she sent an e-mail warning him this was going to happen, he received it in the hospital.
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This week is Donald Trump’s birthday and many people will celebrate with him. But not old Mrs. Gibson, his 6th grade social studies teacher. She’s the clown who told him anyone can grow up to be president.
Marquette, Kansas, will give you free land. All you have to due is build a house there. Can’t beat it. Free land. Cheap building materials. Free Wi-Fi. Only trouble is, to them Wi-Fi is WTF!
Got to love Dopey Donald: it’s all about him. Day after Orlando, he brags about being right about Islamic terrorism. Al the grace of a flatulent jackass falling down an elevator shaft.
The NRA thinks the best way to avoid nightclub shootings is to ban nightclubs.
Surprise! Crazy people use assault weapons to…assault innocent people.
Chris Christie picked up Donald Trump’s McDonald’s order. Three aides were required to carry Christie’s order.
2000-year-old butter discovered in Ireland. It was found in a bachelor’s fridge.
Florida Gov. Rick Scott says the best response to Orlando is to pray. And he’s right. Floridians should get down on their knees right now and pray for a new governor.
Dopey Donald wants to suspend immigration from everywhere with a proven history of terrorism against the US. Which could be interpreted as banning our politicians traveling home from DC. OK. I’m good with that.