P U! — 8 Comments

  1. Trump loves to anoint competitors with demeaning nicknames: Lying Ted, Little Marco, Crooked Hillary. Think it’s time we return the favor… “Stupid Donald.”

  2. Frontier Airlines removed a woman from a Denver flight before takeoff when she threw a tantrum and then stripped nude in public. This begs the obvious question. What is Kim Kardashian doing flying commercial?

  3. The city of West Hollywood opened America’s first fully automated Garage and Community Plaza at West Hollywood City Hall. It’s really slick. You drive up, chip your credit card, and the building does the rest. After your shopping is done the car comes out safe, sound, and with new, really perky boobs.

  4. In a two-for-one swap Ukrainian military pilot Nadiya Savchenko was traded for two Russian intelligence officers. Putin said this doesn’t mean that men are twice as important as women, but it would have helped if she’d taken her shirt off.

  5. Some Japanese were pushing for President Obama to apologize for the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII. What kind of mushroom clouds are these folks smoking?

  6. A flock of sheep in Wales got stoned when they ate the remains of an illegal cannabis factory that someone had dropped by the side of a road. This has caused restaurants there to order new utensils. They now serve a leg of lamb with a roach clip.

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