WILL the THRILL says:
I have gotten so old that the only pickup lines I use are at the pharmacy.
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WILL the THRILL says:
I have gotten so old that the only pickup lines I use are at the pharmacy.
My only buds are the ones on the trees…
Gamblers in Las Vegas are now taking bets on if Bernie’s first act as president will be to appoint Hillary as the next ambassador to Libya.
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A Boston priest has competed annually in the Bosyon Marithon for the past 20 years. He has never finished in first place. He’s always came in a little behind.
Butt, butt, butt he’s a preist for God’s sake!
But Bill, he must be a clumsy priest because he keeps dropping those wafers requiring the altar boys to bend over to pick them up.
If “older” men get red sports cars to feel younger and inflate their egos, what do women get? Botox to inflate their cheeks.
My red sports car came with a woman.
Texas man pulled out a real gun at a water gun fight and accidently shot a 15-year-old girl. Police said he was soaked.
test
C + for neatness…
Hey Jerry, I bet you grade on the curve. An F is better than a AA.
The remains of an ancient Roman villa were unearthed in England by a homeowner laying underground electric cables. The structure was estimated to be III stories tall and CCC feet long.
And the electric cable was for DC.
Video surfaced of woman jumping into a tiger’s pen to retrieve a hat. That was very beret of her.
Warriors assistant Luke Walton has apparently turned down head coaching job with New York Knicks. Guess he’s holding out for an offer from an NBA professional team
Donald Trump on a possible contested GOP convention: “I hope it doesn’t involve violence. I hope it doesn’t. I’m not suggesting that.”
Why doesn’t Trump just say “It’s a nice little convention you’ve got planned. It would be a shame if something happened to it.
Maxine Medina was crowned Miss Universe Philippines. I knew she was going to win the minute I saw the Manila envelope.
A good one Gary.
Thanks, Bill!
In winter-weary Michigan, we were looking for a deer-resistant plant, so we tried bamboo…now we have an infestation of Pandas.
Went to the dentist the other day. He found a hair in my teeth. Damn, I’ve still got it! The mustache I mean.
The RNC is considering using Robert’s Rules of Order at the GOP convention. A furious Donald Trump has given him the nickname Cheater Bob.
Scientists may have found ‘virginity genes’–otherwise known as ‘mom jeans.’