Drumpf. — 12 Comments

  1. Police have arrested a Texas woman for allegedly stealing a ring off of a deceased woman’s finger. A camera caught her dead to rights.

  2. Arthur Anderson, voice of Lucky Charms cereal’s Leprechaun, died at 93–his little pink heart finally gave out.

  3. An Indiana state trooper with 14 years of service was fired for lecturing people on religion after he stopped them, he had asked them if they were “saved”. Fortunately for him, Ted Cruz hasn’t picked a vice president yet so the trooper’s financial savings could be saved by a job opening up for him.

  4. Joe Biden wants a woman for the next president. Not sure if he means Hillary, or her opponent, the guy who wants to run the country like a girl.

  5. That Facebook guy Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t like Trump for president. It’s not his policies. It’s his dress code. If I’m elected, no Hoodies!

  6. South Korea will spend $16 million on loudspeakers designed to broadcast propaganda across the demilitarized zone into North Korea. So far they’ve gotten bids from Bose, Bang & Olufsen, JVC, and that blond woman on FOX News who talks really loud.

  7. Trump wants to keep Guantanamo open, and the detainees are all for it. Free room and board. Lots of leisure time. Nice baths by friendly FBI agents. And according to that Duggar guy virgins aren’t what they’re cracked up to be.

  8. A missing persons report has been filed by Anthony Weiner for his wife, Hillary Clinton’a aide Huma Abedin. She was last seen while going through boxes of Clinton financial records, and was wearing a red long sleeve blouse with a logo of some sort on it. Sightings should be reported to the informational site #arkancide where the results of similar reports about missing Clinton associates can be found in their files.

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