Feel the Bern, old lady! — 14 Comments

  1. I’m pretty excited to see a couple of robins hopping around in the yards. Can’t tell you the last time I saw a pair of bouncing red breasts…

  2. Bernie Sanders went to see the Broadway musical “Hamilton.” The play had special meaning for Bernie since he served with Alexander Hamilton.

  3. Bernie Sanders has now won 8 out of the last 9 primaries. I’d say Bernie is streaking but that conjures up an image of an old wrinkled man running naked.

  4. Freak snow storms in April, Trump still running, my wife with blue hair…it looks like these truly are the End Times.

  5. Ernie Els started his Masters with a 9 on the first hole. He six putted. Ernie said the last time he putted that bad was 40 years ago, when he hit the “Windmill” four times before getting it close to the hole.

  6. Drunken junior hockey parents were involved in a brawl in Osoyoos, BC this week. One of the moms suffered a broken nose. Three other moms were immediately offered a tryout by the Toronto Maple Leafs.

  7. North Korea test fired an engine for their intercontinental ballistic missile last week. It was a little slow off the blocks, but after a good downhill run the donkey achieved 500 pounds of thrust.

  8. IRS says you can now pay your taxes at the corner 7-Eleven store. I paid my taxes there but I don’t recommend it. My taxes were $947. I gave them $1000. They gave me back a $53 Big Gulp.

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