GARY BACHMAN says:
The eruption of an Alaskan volcano has created an ash cloud 37,000 feet high and hundreds of miles wide. The smoke is so thick Sarah Palin can’t see Russia from her house.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
The eruption of an Alaskan volcano has created an ash cloud 37,000 feet high and hundreds of miles wide. The smoke is so thick Sarah Palin can’t see Russia from her house.
Wife of Tesla electric car developer Elon Musk sues for divorce. Apparently she doesn’t get a charge out of him anymore.
When asked if he would say who it was that sold them a mailing list of likely Hillary voters to save money by targeting those who will vote for her, her campaign manager replied “Depends”.
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Funny, Jerry!
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Excellent one Janice!
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