TERRY ETTER says:
Ted Cruz and Donald Trump debated penis size by arguing about whose hands were bigger. That won’t work against Hillary. Her hands are bigger than theirs.
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TERRY ETTER says:
Ted Cruz and Donald Trump debated penis size by arguing about whose hands were bigger. That won’t work against Hillary. Her hands are bigger than theirs.
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It’s kinda hard to judge Hillary’s hand size, since it’s usually stuck deep in someone’s pocket. Same problem for judging Bill’s hand size, except it’s not exactly stuck deep in a pocket, if you get my drift…
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