Happy April Fool’s Day!


Ted Cruz and Donald Trump debated penis size by arguing about whose hands were bigger. That won’t work against Hillary. Her hands are bigger than theirs.


Happy April Fool’s Day! — 6 Comments

  1. I used to think my wife April was aloof, then I realized I’d been looking at things backwards. She’s really a fool.

  2. A Florida mother hired a stripper to perform at an 8-year-old’s birthday party. Partygoers made it rain with Chuck E Cheese tokens.

  3. My wife says she can’t believe I’m still doing stand-up comedy. Maybe it’s just a stage…one littered with rotten fruit.

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