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  1. John James Audubon shot his birds before painting them, so anyway, I’ve been thinking of doing a water-color portrait of my wife…

  2. The airline industry is suffering a pilot shortage that could affect hiring practices. In other words, they might have to lower their standards. So on some future flight you might hear this. OK ladies and gentlemen we are starting our takeoff roll. For your safety please make sure to keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

  3. More and more Californians are moving to Oregon. More jobs, cheaper houses, no sales tax. Not to mention recreational marijuana. Which is ironic. Cause if California had recreational marijuana, they wouldn’t care about jobs, houses or taxes.

  4. A 74-year-old woman was seen steeling a motorcycle from a Walmart parking lot. The Walmart greeter warned cops to use caution. She was old, braless, and extremely saggy.

  5. Few people know this but Ronnie’s pet name for Nancy was Jelly Belly. His favorite was when she said she was cherry.

  6. The Republicans aren’t just scraping the bottom of the barrel, they’re squeezing the goo from between the slats that leaked out of the bottom of the barrel.

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