I’ll check my flip phone. — 11 Comments

  1. I bought a Piñata for a kids party but tried to return it after the party was over because the shell was empty, when it was hit with sticks and broken open there was no candy inside to fall out of it. The guy at the gift store said this was normal because the Donald Trump model Piñatas are just filled with hot air.

  2. Busty Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson has a line of cruelty-free, vegan shoes. No animal skins are used, just 100 percent silicone. Just like Pamela.

  3. Google’s self-driving car had a fender-bender with a bus in Silicon Valley. Seems it was out cruising on the El Camino with Siri who was taking a selfie, got a Bluetooth call from Cortana, and lost concentration.

  4. Donald Trump: ‘There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality’ So true–women, blacks, and Hispanics all equally despise him.

  5. NY Mets outfielder Yoenis Cespedes paid $7,000 for a 270-pound pig from a county fair. Talk about bringing home the bacon.

  6. Jennifer Lopez doesn’t like Ben Affleck’s new Phoenix tattoo located on his back. Apparently, these tattoos appear to rise from the asses.

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