JANICE HOUGH says:
A new study says that coffee may lead to a lower risk of developing cirrhosis from drinking too much alcohol. Well, heck, that calls for an Irish coffee.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
A new study says that coffee may lead to a lower risk of developing cirrhosis from drinking too much alcohol. Well, heck, that calls for an Irish coffee.
MillerCoors is being sued for falsely claiming that Coors Light is “brewed with pure Rocky Mountain spring water.” Who cares as long as it isn’t brewed with water from Flint, Michigan.
It has been suggested that 11 should be pronounced onety-one. I disagree. To be consistent, I believe 10, 11 & 12 should be spelled “teen”, “oneteen” and “twoteen” and then pronounced the way they’re spelled.
This year’s Oscars, kinda’ boring. Best picture … A selfie of Ben Affleck and the nanny.
Donald Trump said he knows nothing about white supremists except that his hotels and the KKK buy their sheets from the same supplier.
After the lack of diversity in Oscar nominations, the Motion Picture Academy is promising changes. From now on, the Oscars will be made of white gold.
Oscars salute to people who died was so up to date it even included Chris Rock’s monologue.
Ahhh, Super Tuesday, so named for the quantity of states voting and not for the quality of participants involved.
Ted Cruz, talking about Donald Trump refusing to denounce former KKK Omnipotent Lizardstick, David Duke, said, “There’s no room in the GOP for racists.” Wow. I knew there were a lot of them, didn’t think all the slots were full. Must be an affirmative action program.
Very witty. DD will burn a thumbs up on your front lawn.
Guess we know what that thing on Donald Trump’s head is now. A Grand Dragon.