A toast to Janice! — 10 Comments

  1. MillerCoors is being sued for falsely claiming that Coors Light is “brewed with pure Rocky Mountain spring water.” Who cares as long as it isn’t brewed with water from Flint, Michigan.

  2. It has been suggested that 11 should be pronounced onety-one. I disagree. To be consistent, I believe 10, 11 & 12 should be spelled “teen”, “oneteen” and “twoteen” and then pronounced the way they’re spelled.

  3. Donald Trump said he knows nothing about white supremists except that his hotels and the KKK buy their sheets from the same supplier.

  4. After the lack of diversity in Oscar nominations, the Motion Picture Academy is promising changes. From now on, the Oscars will be made of white gold.

  5. Ted Cruz, talking about Donald Trump refusing to denounce former KKK Omnipotent Lizardstick, David Duke, said, “There’s no room in the GOP for racists.” Wow. I knew there were a lot of them, didn’t think all the slots were full. Must be an affirmative action program.

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