He drove his Ford to the fjord but the fjord was dry. — 9 Comments

  1. Lady Gaga walked the runway on the final day of New York Fashion Week. While other models wore Oscar de la Renta, Gaga wore Oscar Mayer.

  2. Paul McCartney has composed music for a series of ‘audio emojis’ on Skype. He couldn’t resist throwing in an old tune of his own. The Long and Winding Road, for stoners trying to find the fridge.

  3. The Pope says to prevent the spread of the Zika virus it might be OK to use contraceptives. His Holiness was quick to point out you could still go to Hell. Or even worse, Flint, Michigan.

  4. Shia LaBeouf will spend 24 hours inside an elevator at Oxford University. Undoubtedly, an elevator that doesn’t reach the top floor.

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