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That rat had a wild hair. — 8 Comments

  1. Scientists from the University of California at Berkeley created a cell phone application that senses earthquakes and sends a warning to other phone users to brace themselves before the tremors arrive. I’m working on a similar program that will sense when someone passes gas and send a warning advising those approaching the area to hold their breath, I call this program Flatulence Air Rejection Technique, or FART for short.

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  2. The salaries of chief executives refect the difficulty of the job.
    Proof:
    Barach Obama receives a salary of $400,000 a year as President of the United States.
    Roger Goodell as Commissioner of the National Football League received compensation of $44,200,000 in 2013 and $34,100,000 in 2014.

  3. A German shorthaired pointer named CJ took top dog at the 140th Westminster Kennel Club just two days after the Grammy Awards. And to prove he really is top dog, CJ personally invited Sir Paul to his Westminster afterparty. BIG MISTAKE! Sir Paul ate the other guest’s food, drank from the toilet bowl and lifted his leg on every plant in the room. But worst of all, Sir Paul went sniffing around CJ’s personal bitch. Had to call in the doberman to get him off her.

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