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Weekend at Bernie’s! — 11 Comments

  1. For the first time a plus size model will appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. I hope this doesn’t mean Prince Fielder in a speedo.

  2. For the first time a plus size model will appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. Well, the cover and pages one thru five.

  3. The evangualistic college student may be switching to the far krft in the coming election. A local minister preaching to promarily Born Again college students argues that the recent death of Supreme Court Justice
    Antonin Scalia is God’s way of showing his anger to the Citizen’s United decision, and if President Obama does not nominate a moderate to the Supreme Court or if thr nominee is not approved by the Senate, he will make certain that Bernie Sanders is elected POTUS and the Democrats will regain control of the Senate.

  4. Microbes have been found living two miles beneath Earth’s surface. Scientists say they are single, unemployed and spend their time playing video games.

  5. Pope Francis met with the Russian Orthodox leader in Cuba over the weekend. It was the first talking between heads of the Eastern and Western churches since the great schism of 1054 when the churches split apart. He also sourced some boss spinner hubcaps for his 53 Popemobile.

  6. President Obama must select a replacement for Antonin Scalia. On the one hand he could choose a conservative. On the other hand he could choose a liberal. Or he could choose someone who can’t make up his mind one way or the other. Like Brett Favre.

  7. Ikea is accused of ducking 1 billion Euros in taxes. Ikea’s playing it cagey though. Claim the government didn’t put tab A into slot B.

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