MENSA? More like DENSA. — 12 Comments

  1. One kinda good thing about aging, is that even though you’re not famous, you find yourself getting plenty of “headlines.”

  2.  Seeing Beyonce at the Super Bowl reminded me of a 4th grade field trip to a local ranch where our cafeteria’s milk was produced. But I get the same reaction from other celebrities such as Serena Williams, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez. Each stimulates a strong olfactory memory because of her prominent dairy air.

  3. I had a blind date last evening with a woman who smoked those electronic cigarettes. It did not go well. Guess I’m just not into Date Vape.

  4. “Hooray!” my wife shouted this morning, whilst jamming a huge Polish pastry into her mouth. “It’s Fat Tuesday!” And Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, too, I thought to myself.

  5. Check out the latest issue of LOVE Magazine to see 69-year-old Cher completely naked. Actually, since there’s so many different body parts involved, it’s more like a revival of “Oh! Calcutta!”

  6. Johnny Manziel’s former girlfriend says he hit her so hard she lost hearing in one ear. Gotta’ be a lie. The guy can’t even throw a decent pass!

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