JANICE HOUGH says:
So one of the reason MLB may be moving to a universal DH is the threat of injury to their star pitchers who don’t handle a bat well. Well, if that’s the rationale, why not add DRs – designated runners for stars who don’t move that well?
Hillary and Bernie argued at the Democratic debates. She said, Benghazi doesn’t matter. He said, “What?, Ben who? I know a Ben Franklin.”
Kim Kardashian says she hates her big boobs. In fact, last Monday she accidentally on purpose “forgot” them at home.
CBS Sports reports an increase of 58% more football related concussions from 2015 to 2014. This number was due mostly to Seahawks fans in February slapping themselves hard on their foreheads.
Johnny Manziel is supposedly trying to copyright the name “Johnny O. Football” which signifies “Johnny Outta Football”.
As Janice would call this… a bus to hell joke…
The world’s most decorated chef, Benoit Violier apparently committed suicide with a single self inflicted gunshot. The recipe called for 2 bullets.
Did someone send back an order of “Bangers & Mash”?