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Michael Palin would be OK, though. — 7 Comments

  1. Donald Trump’s plane had to make an emergency landing. Meanwhile, Ted Cruz’s plane is flying high on cruz control.

  2. Lady Gaga will sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. Since it’s such a prestigious event, she will wear a filet mignon dress.

  3. Someday, when chickens become self-aware and take over the Earth, on Super Bowl Sunday there will be millions of arm-less humans regretting their senseless snacking history.

  4. A Vermont tattoo parlor is offering free Bernie Sanders tattoos. Hillary Clinton must have one as he has clearly gotten under her skin.

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