Not a bull market, indeed. — 8 Comments

  1. TRUMP BOYCOTTS DEBATE AND SPONSORS SEPARATE EVENT. Donald Trump wants to stand apart from the Republican field–literally.

  2. As a former teacher, I don’t know that I would designate a Mercedes-Benz model the “E-Class.” Bad Report Card vibes, ya’know?

  3. A tortoise miraculously pulled through after a rat attacked her while hibernating. Unfortunately, she is just a shell of her former self.

  4. DC dentist is accused of forcing his penis inside the mouth of a man who was under anesthesia. The dentist said he was just filling a cavity.

  5. Can’t decide if I like my girlfriend’s left leg or her right. Oh well, I suppose the answer lies somewhere in between.

  6. Tommy Chong has endorsed Bernie Sanders to be ‘commander in kush.’ Does this mean Sanders’ candidacy has gone to pot?

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