An Apple pie-chart? Pumpkin? Berry?

WILL the THRILL says:

To show my wife the weight-loss program that I’ve devised for her, I printed out a pie-chart. It was not a very encouraging sign when she grabbed the paper and ate it.


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An Apple pie-chart? Pumpkin? Berry? — 5 Comments

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