Shoulda UBERed. — 8 Comments

  1. Despondent over his failure to get an easy to control conservative idiot like George W. Bush to run for the office of president in 2016, Karl Rove threw himself behind a bus. Sadly, this was the campaign bus for Carly Fiorina, and like most things associated with her it was running backwards, stuck in reverse.

  2. The winner of Wednesday’s Powerball will become a billionaire like Donald Trump–and equally qualified to be President.

  3. Should have seen all the golden globes on the red carpet last night. Beautiful. Of course, no one beat Caitlyn Jenner. She had four.

  4. Bernie Sanders has pushed past Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire poll. It’s the first time a man has been on top of Hillary since the 90’s.

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