No Trump? No Gyorko? — 7 Comments

  1. Seattle-based Uber has agreed to talks with drivers about working conditions. Thank god. I’ve never really liked the color of my car’s interior.

  2. Cam Newton wore customized gold cleats before Sunday’s game against the Falcons. The only gold I can afford on my feet is Gold Bond.

  3. Not saying Trump is way out of line, but even Netanyahu said he’s gone too far. And the Israelis calling you too hard line, is like having your drug intervention hosted by Lindsay Lohan. And Charlie Sheen is driving the van.

  4. Nine seconds into its maiden takeoff roll the new Airbus A350 jumbo jet’s computer aborted and violently applied the brakes. Seems it thought JFK’s 11,000 foot runway was too short. After testing, an IT interfaced the digital TURP with the analog F.R.S. and the flight continued normally. Basically he turned it off and on again.

  5. NY Giants receiver Odell Beckham Jr. wore Joker-themed cleats and gloves prior to tonight’s game. He borrowed them from Johnny Manziel.

  6. Donald Trump says EPA water regulations make it difficult to wash his hair properly. I thought that thing on his head was dry clean only.

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