BILL WILLIAMS says:
A New York City Papa John’s franchise owner was sentenced to jail. City claims he didn’t pay minimum wage. On top of that, animal cruelty. He had subway rats delivering the pizzas.
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Great joke, Bill!
Thank you Gary.
A live grenade was found among donated items at a Kansas Goodwill store. Wouldn’t it have made more sense to donate the grenade to the Salvation Army?
The blue gingham dress worn by Judy Garland in “The Wizard of Oz” sold for $1.56 million at auction last weekend. The buyer was anonymous. But if you know that Prada sold some ruby slippers, men’s size 12, the same day, you can figure it out.
Heard about the new product that replaces toilet paper called the “Bum Gun?” It’s the first gun that both the liberal left and the NRA are in total agreement about. No open carry!
Speaking of “Subway rats,” looks like Jared is going to do some serious time.
Don’t know why. It was just a small fry crime.
Ndamukong Suh told teammates they’re not good enough to play with him. This Dolphin needs to shut his blowhole.
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