Weighty matter.

JERRY W says:

At the weigh-in in my doctors office I tried get rid of as much weight as possible, I took off my shoes, set down my keys and cell phone and I was about to pull out my wallet when I remembered that I’m married and that wouldn’t make any difference.


Weighty matter. — 5 Comments

  1. A Florida man accused of exposing himself in a women’s restroom said he was just trying to remove an insect from his clothing. The women was more specific. An inchworm.

  2. That Facebook guy, Zuckerberg, is taking two months family leave while his wife has a baby. And you know, when the cat’s away, the mice will play. His nerd buddies short-sheeted his pocket protector, super glued his slide rule, and de-alphabetized his Pez collection. Boy will he be happy.

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