BILL WILLIAMS says:
Federal authorities at LAX seized 450 pork tamales from a guy trying to sneak them in from Mexico. Decorum forbids me from saying where he was carrying them, but if I were you I’d avoid seat 17A on United for awhile.
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Just saw an ad for the Fitbit high-tech activity tracker “wireless” watch. Thank god, or you could never leave the house with it on!
Good news out of the Bernie Sanders camp. The candidate just got a clean bill of health from his paleontologist.
Funny, Will D !
A famous Canadian clown helped save two women from a violent attacker in downtown Toronto on Sunday. WTG, Rob Ford!
The Mafia says it can protect NYC from ISIS. And the Crips and Bloods will unite to protect LA.
A USF professor says that those odd FB requests from random people all over the world might be potential internet hackers or identity thieves. Bummer, there goes my chance to be invited to a Nigerian royal wedding.
So some Americans are now apparently fearful of going to Europe and will stay home this year. Where about 100 of us will die every day on the nation’s highways.