Wouldn’t be the same. — 8 Comments

  1. Federal authorities at LAX seized 450 pork tamales from a guy trying to sneak them in from Mexico. Decorum forbids me from saying where he was carrying them, but if I were you I’d avoid seat 17A on United for awhile.

  2. The House passed a bill to halt the admission of Syrian refugees. The good news is they won’t be infected by Charlie Sheen.

  3. Donald Trump says he saw thousands cheer the fall of the World Trade Center. Soon thousands will be cheering the fall of Trump’s candidacy.

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