WILL the THRILL says:
Husbands who get caught visiting a Cat House often end up in the Dog House. Bow-Wow.
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WILL the THRILL says:
Husbands who get caught visiting a Cat House often end up in the Dog House. Bow-Wow.
Good one, Will!
Thanks!
The Pope visited Cuba. He couldn’t bring the popemobile so he tooled around Havana in a ’73 Chevy Nova.
Love Baby Cupid has updated his weapons of choice from simple arrows to a full-blown Taser. If you haven’t checked lately, the cost of romance is truly shocking.
I keep trying, but I’m not “getting” Heavy Metal music…Croaking vocals, distorted buzzing, tuneless and distressing noise. I mean, really, I can hear this stuff nightly coming from my wife’s side of the bed…
SNL has picked Taran Killam to play Donald Trump. But who’s going to play that furry thing that lives on Trump’s head?
A tourist died and another broke his leg when they fell down a staircase taking selfies at the Taj Mahal. If Darwin were alive he might have to revise his book to add a whole chapter on selfie-sticks.
If we could just create a combination gun and selfie-stick, we could cull the herd a lot faster.
author of a new book says the UK Prime Minister had sex with a dead pig. wow. we never get cool stories like that. all we get are clowns.
See! See! Our President Clinton wasn’t so bad. At least his pig was alive.
The ASPCA has filed a grievance on behalf of pigs everywhere!
VW is in billions of hot water after rigging diesel emission results. Fahrvergnügen, indeed.