JANICE HOUGH says:
Congrats to Queen Elizabeth 2, who today surpassed Queen Victoria as England’s longest reigning monarch. Assuming her plan at this point is simply to outlive her son.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
Congrats to Queen Elizabeth 2, who today surpassed Queen Victoria as England’s longest reigning monarch. Assuming her plan at this point is simply to outlive her son.
What are Lesbians into? Wine, Women, and Shoes.
I went to the annual showing of Apple’s new products. Must admit, it was very disappointing. Expected Golden Delicious. All we got was Granny Smith.
There’s a winery in the Bay Area called “Bishops Vineyard” that has their grapes planted in local cemeteries. Doesn’t taste bad, except the Chardonnay from San Francisco. Way too fruity.
Husbands who get caught visiting a Cat House often end up in the Dog House. Bow-Wow.
Rick Perry became the first Republican to drop out of presidential race. So why does that make Rick Perry like Katy Perry? A big bust for both.
Vanessa Williams returned to Miss America as head judge Sunday night. Williams had won in 1984, then resigned after nude pictures of her were published in Penthouse. And these days people are thinking “naked photos in a magazine, how quaint.”