Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? — 20 Comments

  1. British archaeologists uncovered the remains of another stone monument very near Stonehenge, believed to be even older. They say it could be a neolithic religious site or … the place Keith Richards first strummed the cord of C.

  2. North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un hasn’t been seen in public for two weeks, and is reportedly suffering from “discomfort.” Baloney! He’s just sulking ‘cause Clooney beat him out for first guest on Colbert’s The Late Show.

  3. A Harvard professor says he wants the Democratic nomination for president. He has a strange platform: if he’s elected, he’ll serve only long enough to get some key legislation passed, and then quit. Sounds like he’s been talking with Sarah Palin.

  4. Band Survivor objects to use of ‘Eye of the Tiger’ at rally for Kentucky clerk Kim Davis. Personally, I think the song was perfect since Davis spent time in stripes.

  5. Jeb Bush on the new Late Night with Stephen Colbert said “we have to restore a degree of civility in Washington.” And somewhere Obama is thinking “been there, tried that, want the bloody t-shirt?”

  6. So Donald Trump decided to run for president after being encouraged by Bill Clinton. And he didn’t get suspicious when a Democrat told him to get involved in Republican politics? That’s like the Eagles encouraging the Giants to take Tim Tebow.

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