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If she could turn back time… — 11 Comments

  1. Chris Christie wants to track illegal immigrants like Fed Ex packages. Immigrants counter, “What can brown do for you?”

  2. Chris Christie wants to track illegal immigrants like Fed Ex packages. Donald Trump opts for a much simpler “return to sender.”

  3. Big Indy Car race at Sonoma over the weekend. I don’t think most Silicone Valley nerds really get it though. They think a pit stop is between you and your Right Guard.

  4. Racist chef Paula Deen is joining “Dancing With the Stars.” Not as a cast member. They need someone to stand out front and hold the horses.

  5. Saturday night the moon was so full it was a “Supermoon.” Course nothing will ever beat the night of the super dooper moon! The night Kim Kardashian’s yoga pants split.

  6. Chris Christie wants to track illegal immigrants like Fed Ex packages. Hillary Clinton wants to use the same technology to keep track of Bill’s package.

  7. Kanye West says he is running for president in 2020. He’s so egotistical he thinks a White House wing is named after him.

  8. A Honolulu hotel touts a seafood buffet at their restaurant featuring a floor-to-ceiling aquarium with over 400 fish. Now, I’m not usually a big PETA supporter, but isn’t that just a touch cruel.

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