JANICE HOUGH says:
In Petaluma, California, police say a couple used a stolen credit card to purchase 15 $1,000 gift cards at Target. So they got away with it because $16,000 worth of gift cards would have been suspicious?
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A chance for sex this morning died when my wife reminded me that I have a meeting at 9 a.m. Damn, Clock Blocked again!
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Detroit Lions’ safety, Glover Quin, whose dirty low blow (although legal) to the knees of the Packers’ Jordy Nelin resulted in Nelin’s season-ending injury, included in his answer, “God had meant for Jordy to be hurt.” Translation: “I can be as dirty as I like knowing that no matter what I do, God will not allow my opponent to be hurt unless it is his will that he be hurt,”
Hillary says she’s concentrating on picking up women voters, which co-incidentally mirrors her husband’s agenda almost precisely.
The poorer you are, the more likely you are to pony up for a fancy Prom gown. Guess that explains the cash-strapped feeling, Princess.
It also explains politicians “Padding” their budgets.
SkinVision has an app for your smartphone that detects skin cancer. Still needs some fine tuning though. Your first warning is a call from the Neptune Society.
The Rolling Stones have been around since the 60’s. Won’t say what century, but they were named by Barney Rubble.
Hilton Hotels have removed porn from their TV’s. And good riddance too! One can only take so much of Paris and The Simple Life.
Trying to follow Donald Trump’s logic is like trying to pick up the lyrics of Mongolian throat singers.
When asked how to prepare for a predicted strong El Nino, Donald Trump suggested building a wall to keep him out.
Google compiled each state’s most frequently misspelled word. For Arkansas that word is “a”.
Donald Trump vowed to stop eating Oreos, citing the cookie maker’s decision to close a plant in Chicago and move it to Mexico. Chris Christie today refused to make a similar vow.