WILL DURST says:
Donald Trump is like a performing frog that sings off- key. A unique act, yeah, but how long before people move on to the ventriloquist cricket?
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WILL DURST says:
Donald Trump is like a performing frog that sings off- key. A unique act, yeah, but how long before people move on to the ventriloquist cricket?
Trump widens lead over Republican presidential field. Meanwhile, Chris Christie just widens.
Favorite Car Color?
Women: “Ruby Flare Pearl!”
Men: “Um, Red?”
A Florida woman flashed her breasts to a judge in court. After which her attorney showed his briefs.
Udder in the Court!
LOL, Will!
Cher’s been in the music industry 50 years. She’s done it all. Rock, folk, punk, even some rap. In fact, she remembers when the Rolling Stones were just pebbles.
Good one, Bill!
Jared from Subway is going to jail. Fellow inmates guarantee he’ll come out of the closet. Head first through the wall.
My brother-in-law was just released from the slammer. I accidentally knocked over his model of the Star Trek spaceship Enterprise. Man, talk about The Wrath of Con!
The National Zoo says Chinese panda Mei Xiang has had twins. How long until Donald Trump refers to them as “anchor cubs?”
In Petaluma, California, police say a couple used a stolen credit card to purchase 15 $1,000 gift cards at Target. So they got away with it because $16,000 worth of gift cards would have been suspicious?
Joe Biden is reportedly considering a presidential run. It’s hard to run with your foot in your mouth.
Joe Biden is reportedly considering a presidential run. Well, at Biden’s age, it would be a shuffle.