TERRY ETTER says:
I have a friend who’s lost 25 pounds thanks to hypnosis. But one side effect is that every time the doorbell rings he gets down on all fours and barks like a dog.
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TERRY ETTER says:
I have a friend who’s lost 25 pounds thanks to hypnosis. But one side effect is that every time the doorbell rings he gets down on all fours and barks like a dog.
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