No ironing necessary. — 5 Comments

  1. It’s a surprise that those yahoo’s don’t know about muslin considering how many of them wear cotton gowns and pointy hoods to their meetings with their like minded friends.

  2. “Hey!” I told a young lass who’d refused my advances at the bar, “I drive an SLK-Class Mercedes!”
    “Yeah,” she answered. “Bet it’s got more class than you.”

  3. I have a friend who’s lost 25 pounds thanks to hypnosis. But one side effect is that every time the doorbell rings he gets down on all fours and barks like a dog.

  4. The Donald was called for jury duty. Didn’t last five minutes though. He stomped out when they said he’d have “toupee” for his parking.

  5. The Man From U.N.C.L.E came out this week, and in this voluptuously written and acted film Napoleon and Illya have to find where the mystery girl hid secret plans to take over the world. Spoiler alert! Kim Kardashian has a cameo as the Girl from F.A.N.N.Y.

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