TERRY ETTER says:
A man in Kentucky was arrested on a firearms charge for shooting down a drone that was flying over his property. He said he thought it was taking pictures of his teenage daughter who was sunbathing in the backyard. But being a machine, the drone actually was taking pictures of the guy’s topless gas grill.
Now on my bucket list, take a Trump dump on The Donald’s star on the walk of fame in Hollywood.
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Kermit and Miss Piggy have separated … and it’s because of those nude centerfolds she did. He just can’t stomach that the whole world saw her teats.
A new hoodie design incorporates tubular drawstrings designed to be attached to a hookah, presumably to permit surreptitious smoking of whatever. I think this new product idea sucks!
NASA’s Curiosity rover appears to have taken a picture of a lady on Mars. Wow, women will do anything to get away from Donald Trump.
Cher recently reflected on appearing for 50 years on Billboard charts–and 40 years on plastic surgeons’ charts.
Nice!
Thanks, Will!
New NBC GOP Presidential primary poll: Trump – 23%, Carson – 11%, Fiorina and Rubio 8% each. I’ll take “Four people who will never be President for $800, Alex.”
Thinking if Donald Trump really wants to attract independent voters, he’d lay off Megyn Kelly and start going after Ann Coulter.
Look at it this way, Donald Trump is just channeling his inner Cyclops…
Tom Cruise and his latest Mission Impossible movie are on the talk show circuit. Some say it’s not as good as the others. Seems it comes up a little short.
Donald Trump looked pretty bad on FOX last week. He looked like he’d been whupped with Megyn Kelly’s selfie stick.
“Fantastic Four” failed at the box office last weekend. It did so bad fantastic four is what theater owners are calling the audience.
Good one, Bill!
Russia is so large that it has a surface area comparable to Pluto. I wonder if they have any Planet Fitness gyms?
Low Information Voter is a new demographic category that means stupid people. But the beauty is, you get to say it right in front of them.
Trump means never having to say you’re sorry.
Hillary Clinton has proposed a $350 billion college affordability plan. I bet it doesn’t include paid internships.
Yeah Gary, that blows. Or not!
Ha! Ha! Jerry!
‘Little House on the Prairie’ star Melissa Gilbert is running for Congress. She supports help for veterans–of the Civil War.
Nothing Donald Trump says seems to sink him. Who knew that thing on his head was a floatation device.
William Shakespeare, perhaps Western literature’s most renowned contributor, might have enjoyed an occasional hit of cannabis, according to a study published in July. “To be or not doobie.”