JANICE HOUGH says:
Kermit the Frog has announced a decision to split with his partner Miss Piggy. Wow. Legalizing gay marriage is destroying relationships faster than we thought.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
Kermit the Frog has announced a decision to split with his partner Miss Piggy. Wow. Legalizing gay marriage is destroying relationships faster than we thought.
A rap singer announced that he was going to “drop” a new song, but after listening to it I think “pinch it off” is a better description.
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A woman ran a marathon without a tampon during her period with blood flowing freely. Next month she will enter a bike race on her menstrual cycle.
Did Trump have a comment on that too?
Hey Gary: eaten at Checkers in Baltimore lately? hehe
Trump said nothing, Period”.
haha to both you guys. How bout those Blue Jays eh?
Funny, Jerry and TC!
A woman’s underwire bra may have saved her from life-threatening injuries after a hunter shot her. Guess he was after a big rack.
“Ricki And The Flash.” 65-year-old leather-clad wasted rocker Meryl Streep tries to reconnect with her straight-laced daughter. But her heart’s not in it. Her tattoos are Lick ’N Stick.
Trump is winning the hearts of American voters. In fact, they love him so much Hair Club for Men sold out of those weird orange wigs faster than Kim Kardashian says “Okey Dokey” to a nude photo shoot.
North Korea just created its own time zone. But that achievement pales in comparison to the GOP, which regularly invents its own reality.
Donald Trump has cut ties with a top advisor–Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Very good GB.
Thanks, Bill!
Our local conservatory of music reminds us that it’s Bach to school time.
Whole Foods has removed glass jars of Asparagus water (which contained 3 spears in each jar) that were selling for $5.99 saying it was all a mistake. They should have been retailing for $12.99
I dated a cute vampire for awhile, but she says I just wasn’t her Type.
A live grenade was found outside a Maryland McDonald’s. It’s still safer than the McNugggets.