Miracles happen! — 14 Comments

  1. Chris Christie, a Catholic, admitted that he has used birth control.
    And it worked like a charm. Told the girl, “Yeah, I’m Governor of New Jersey.”

  2. Sharing a bed with my wife is like sleeping with a break-dancing elephant. If you can dig it, I wish she would rest in peace.

  3. In Ohio, a drone dropped a package of drugs into a prison yard while inmates were outside, sparking a fight, prison officials said. These prisoners just aren’t very good at sharing, apparently.

  4. San Francisco is the most expensive city in America to maintain a lifestyle in. The rent alone is over triple anywhere else. The food at least double. But the real killer are those Tony Bennet tattoos.

  5. My daughter had a romantic relationship with her Chemistry lab partner, then decided to break up. I asked Jessica if she was successful, and she replied: “Yes, Iridium.”

  6. Beijing will host the Winter Olympics in 2022. Beijing officials are excited about being the first city to host a Summer Olympics and a Winter Olympics. Beijing residents are excited about having two weeks of breathable air seven years from now.

  7. Air Canada has announced that they will not allow any “Trophies” on board their flights. “That’s OK, I never fly that airline anyways” said Hugh Hefner.

  8. A lot of Canadians are confused about Trump running for President. They’ve seen him on TV firing people and thought that he was already a President – of The Hair Club for Men.

  9. A Massachusetts disabled chicken named Cecily will be getting a prosthetic leg made from a 3-D printer. “You can do that?” asked millions of frogs around the world.

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