BILL WILLIAMS says:
Hear about the cowardly dentist who killed the friendly lion? Four out of five dentists recommend stringin’ ‘em up by his floss.
BILL WILLIAMS says:
Hear about the cowardly dentist who killed the friendly lion? Four out of five dentists recommend stringin’ ‘em up by his floss.
Dating a swimsuit model is overrated. Yawn. Day-after-day, the thong remains the same.
A Denver man broke the record for running the longest distance on a treadmill in a 12-hour period. But where has it gotten him?
Guinness?
Kermit the Frog has announced a decision to split with his partner Miss Piggy. Wow. Legalizing gay marriage is destroying relationships faster than we thought.
Donald Trump is that guy who fell into a well as a kid and Lassie refused to go and get help and he’s never forgotten.
AOL ran a whole page on orgasm stories. How to get them, maintain them and enjoy them. The one I liked best was the vestal virgin in the vestibule with the vibrator and the VISA card.
Gwen Stefani splits, Reba MacEntire calls it quits, Ben Affleck breaks up and now… NO IT CAN”T BE… Kermit and Miss Piggy are done as well. 8-(
Kermit has become an orthodox Jew and he now keeps kosher. No more eating pork. Sorry Miss Piggy.