Horton hears a Trump? — 7 Comments

  1. Breaking news! Trump chooses Jenner as running mate. The Donald’s choice was genius. Even if he was a rapist, she’s not one anymore.

  2. Dr. Howard Jones, inventor of the test tube baby died last week. He was 104. The biggest problem with his invention … Finding a test tube big enough, or a penis small enough.

  3. The Kardashian family still call Caitlyn Jenner “Bruce” behind closed doors. That’s ok, because in public they call her, “Laughing all the way to the bank.”

  4. Blue Jays manager John Gibbons was ejected from today’s game and returned later during a bench clearing brawl. The league is investigating, but meanwhile Roger Goodell has suspended him for the next four games.

  5. Donald Trump says he’s not a debater. I can see why. Debating requires you to think AND talk at the same time.

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