GARY BACHMAN says:
Campaign to preserve Neil Armstrong’s spacesuit begins on 46th moonwalk anniversary. First step is to take it to the cleaners to remove that Tang stain.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Campaign to preserve Neil Armstrong’s spacesuit begins on 46th moonwalk anniversary. First step is to take it to the cleaners to remove that Tang stain.
Hear about the cowardly dentist who killed the friendly lion? Four out of five dentists recommend stringin’ ‘em up by his floss.
Good one, Bill!
Thank you Gary. If only he could be punished. Like, Trump comes to him for a tooth cleaning.
DogSync is an app that tells your smart phone when to walk, feed, or pet your pet. Sounds good, but personally I’m waiting for Apple’s version. iPee 2.
Met a blonde online. Unfortunately, she was about as fun as a four-door Corvette.
Will, are you saying you could enter from the front or from the rear?
Fiberglas surgery…
Beware of the splinters
A stowaway cat survived being stuck underwater on a sunken boat for an hour. Rescuers named him Aquamanx.
Clever!
Thanks, Will!