Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink. — 10 Comments

  1. My redneck girlfriend has chickens living in her old Cadillac. She calls the rust bucket her CoopDeVille.

  2. The 21-year-old man found dead in Demi Moore’s swimming pool reportedly died of old age. Too old to marry Demi.

  3. A Christian youth softball game was interrupted by a naked woman on LSD. She entered the game in the the topless of the sixth.

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