JANICE HOUGH says:
What’s a bigger sign of the apocalypse? That the AL All-Star game has no starters from either the Yankees or the Red Sox? Or that the Cubs are over .500 at the All-Star break?
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Chic-fil-A made a new ad campaign after researching their diners demographics and political affilitation, it simply says:
“Enjoy a meal at Chic-fil-A, where the customer is always white”.
Have you seen the Aspen Dental commercial where Danica Patrick tells the dental technician they have a lot in common? Yeah, the dental technician has never won a NASCAR race either.
Thanks Terry, a good one.
I don’t see the big deal in the close-up pictures of Pluto that NASA released this week. Walt Disney had close-ups of Pluto sixty years ago.
Some GOPers maintain that Donald Trump is a Democratic mole designed to make them look like intolerant cretins, but they crocheted the ass hat; shouldn’t be surprised when somebody picks it off the shelf and walks around in it.
TLC cancelled “19 Kids and Counting” because of what they say is inexcusable actions. Gosh, sounds like the Duggars have been screwed. No pun intended.
There are websites where one can view epic “fails” of various kinds: awkward stunts, clothes, hair, sports, animals, etc. Me, I’m just gonna stick with comedy.
So we’ll know Cailtyn Jenner’s transformation is complete when after she finishes a speech the first question she asks is “Did this dress make me look fat?”
Exercise be damned. The only “crunches” my wife does involve a bag of Doritos.
’19 Kids and Counting’ was canceled. Will be replaced by ’19 Presidential Candidates and Counting.’
Ant-Man opens this weekend. There’s already a sequel in the works starring Donald Trump–Rant-Man.
The mosquitos are so bad this summer the mayor in my city has called in the SWAT team.
Each summer a Russian town holds a three-day mosquito festival. The mosquitos are so big Sarah Palin mistook them for Russian MiGs.