BILL WILLIAMS says:
United Airlines is investing $30 million in a California firm that converts household garbage into jet fuel … This is amazing! United has a kitchen in Chicago turning jet fuel into airline food.
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$200K was found in a treetop at a German campsite. And my parents told me money doesn’t grow on trees.
Toronto residents built a memorial to a dead raccoon. I had no idea Donald Trump was also popular in Canada.
Dalai Lama celebrated his 80th birthday by meditating with Nancy Pelosi. Well, Pelosi tried to meditate but she couldn’t close her eyes.
President Obama will visit with inmates and officials at the Federal Correctional Institution near Oklahoma City on Thursday, reporters wonder if he’ll lift up a table cloth and say “Nope, no Bush or Cheney war criminals under here!”
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People are definitely “different” in Canada. I went to a Windsor strip joint where the drunken patrons were shouting: “Take it off, you hoser, eh?”
Did you hear about Jared from Subway? The Humane Society is pissed. Said he was into Kitty Porn.
Pill Cosby admitted in a sealed deposition years ago he purposely gave drugs to women to knock them out and for them to meet Fat Albert. Except the Fat Albert he was referring to was NOT a person.
Andong Song is the first player born in China to be selected in the NHL Draft. He was chosen in the 6th round by the Islanders. Let’s hope that they don’t play him on the wong wing.
What’s a bigger sign of the apocalypse? That the AL All-Star game has no starters from either the Yankees or the Red Sox? Or that the Cubs are over .500 at the All-Star break?
Tiger Woods, back at St Andrews for the first time in years said “It’s totally changed.” “Back at ya” responded the Old Course.