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  1. A young man from Maine launched a fireworks mortar tube from the top of his head and blew it off … He always wanted to be president said his friends … so they tossed his head into the ring.

    • It’s not only O.K. Bill, it’s mandatory. The unexpected bonus is a serious drop in the number of blind people who accidentally fall into an unseen pool and drown, as long as they approached the pool from the downwind side.

  2. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis tied the knot in a secret ceremony. Kunis says she is entering marriage with eyes wide open.

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