BILL WILLIAMS says:
ISIS to mint their own money. Umpires won’t like the coins. No heads.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
ISIS to mint their own money. Umpires won’t like the coins. No heads.
“When I was your age, kid, Pluto was still a planet!”
I must have the opposite of an ISIS coin. I’m getting no tail or head.
Try switching hands.
And turn myself over to a stranger?
Good idea. Turning over may help.
It worked for Bruce Jenner, it seems that he not only turned himself into a total stranger but at the same time he turned into a perfect date.
A young man from Maine launched a fireworks mortar tube from the top of his head and blew it off … He always wanted to be president said his friends … so they tossed his head into the ring.
With California’s water shortage in mind, is it now OK to pee in the pool?
It’s not only O.K. Bill, it’s mandatory. The unexpected bonus is a serious drop in the number of blind people who accidentally fall into an unseen pool and drown, as long as they approached the pool from the downwind side.
In an open letter to Donald Trump, Mexico has asked him to acknowledge that Pill Cosby is not a Mexican.
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis tied the knot in a secret ceremony. Kunis says she is entering marriage with eyes wide open.
Damn Gary, thanks for spoiling the dream, I thought she said “…thighs wide open”.