WILL DURST says:
The major difference between gay and straight marriages, is at gay wedding receptions, your chances of running into decent cheesy salmon puffs on focaccia bread rise significantly.
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Macy’s has cut ties with Donald Trump. They will no longer use Trump’s hot air to inflate their Thanksgiving parade balloons.
Gary, do you think those few long hairs of his are like the tie down ropes the ground crew uses to control hot air balloons?
Since hot air rises, do they prevent the Donald from floating away?
LOL, Jerry!
I wonder how this will work? “Dear VISA, I don’t identify with owing money on my account. P.S. Please stop sending these threatening bill to my teepee. Best Regards, Will.”
The ultimate in irony would be for Hillary Clinton to send Donald Trump a thank you card that’s written in Spanish.
Maybe something like “Gracias señor antiguo pene pelo largo”.
Cue Google translate in 5…4…3…2…
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Or, more accurately:
“Gracias señor antiguo pene con pelo largo”
That is an insult to the penis sir. Please apologize.
I tried, but it’s not taking my calls….
Last weekend two Oregon hikers were assaulted when they tried to look at a wild beaver. Both were hospitalized with injuries. Happily, Sharon Stone was unhurt.
Seems like the Republican clown car has morphed into a Republican clown bus. A double- decker Republican clown bus.
Yup, see photo #2
And that omitted photo is:
http://wp.me/p2IAg-20d
Let’s see. Donald Trump has run four companies into bankruptcy. So if he runs government like a business….