Half and half? I prefer Coffee-Mate. — 9 Comments

  1. “The fireworks have gone out of our marriage,” my wife complained. Somehow the “Ooo and Ah” have morphed into “Boo and Blah.”

  2. The federal government is suspending background checks. Now, what’s going to happen to all those people who depend on those checks every month?

  3. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, white children will be a minority by 2020. Even worse, they’ll be living in the basement with THEIR parents.

  4. Lego vow to replace plastic with environmentally friendly materials by 2030. Hope they consider charcoal. It’s cheap, and easy on the environment. Plus, it teaches kids black or white, getting dirty pisses mommy off.

  5. McDonald’s says their quarter-pounder now weighs 1/4 ounce more. Not sure how they did this but, ”The Theory of Everything” Stephen Hawking has a spiffy new Ferrari-powered wheelchair.

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