WILL the THRILL says:
It’s not easy to be cool when you’re 62 year’s old, but my beat-up Nike sneakers have a lot of street crud.
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WILL the THRILL says:
It’s not easy to be cool when you’re 62 year’s old, but my beat-up Nike sneakers have a lot of street crud.
Uberification is about everybody helping everybody. Kinda like when hippies started out.
Ran across this in the 25th Hour…What should a man never say when he visits a Victoria’s Secret store? “Do these come in children’s sizes?”
We’re getting a leap second today because the Earth is taking an extra .002 seconds to rotate. Use it wisely. “Dang! Missed it!”
You could use that second to list all the good points about the republican presidential candidates, but then you’d have all that left over time to fill in.
Alex Trebek rapped some of the lyrics to the ‘ Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ theme song when a question about it came up on “Jeopardy!” Monday night. No contestant came up with the correct response: “What the hell?”
The one #leapsecond added today isn’t enough for Chris Christie–he always wants seconds.
China’s Great Wall is quickly disappearing, a report says. The damage is so bad it will be renamed the Mediocre Wall.
Brett Favre says he could still play in the NFL. At least we know his balls wouldn’t be deflated.
Visit Oregon tomorrow. The Doritos are on me.
Are you making a statement or has your vacuum died?
This I don’t get. Let me consult my Magic Munchies Ball. Uh, far out…
Michael Sam is back with the Montreal Alouettes CFL team. He returned without much fanfare. It’s almost like he snuck in the back door.