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And get off my lawn! — 10 Comments

  1. An Indian city announced residents will be paid each time they use public toilets. Talk about government pissing away money.

  2. An Indian city announced residents will be paid each time they use public toilets. Those with weak bladders could see a steady money stream.

  3. Rare footage has surfaced of Amelia Earhart shortly before she vanished. For round-the-clock coverage of this breaking story tune in to CNN.

  4. Miley Cyrus posed nude wih a pig on the cover of Paper magazine. Can’t believe a respected magazine would put filthy swine on its cover–and a pig too.

  5. “Show me some romance,” my wife said out of the blue. Turns out she was just talking to the TV remote, which accepts voice commands and suggest romantic movies.

  6. Really-old Barbie finally got herself a makeover. Mattel says you can take off her dress and high heels, put her into a Nike outfit and sneakers, marry her to a weird Hollywood family and Voila! You’ve got a has-been Olympic champion.

  7. Chimpanzees in Guinea observed drinking naturally fermented wine. These chimps are sh*tfaced without even flinging any feces.

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