Imagine the chaos. — 6 Comments

  1. Truck carrying 2200 baby pigs crashed on an Ohio highway. Two little piggies are still unaccounted for, but authorities believe one went to market and the other went wee wee wee all the way home.

  2. When a female Koala is ready to breed, she will call out to a male by emitting a loud, snorting bellow. My wife, ditto.

  3. A man in Modesto has a big bee infestation in his chimney. Sad to say it looks like he’s in for a big honey boo boo.

  4. Jockey Victor Espinoza made about $80,000 when he won the Belmont on American Pharoah and now he’s giving all of it away to charity. I hate him. Now I’ll look like a cheap bastard if I keep the $4 I won at Powerball.

  5. Kim Jong Un’s hair is showing signs of premature graying. The next ex-NBA star invited to North Korea will be Walt Frazier.

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